Our Obama pumpkin that Matt carved during our date night is missing.
A reader had these heart-warming consolations:
- Obama's support is growing. People are so desperate to proudly display this support that they "borrow" things like lawn signs and pumpkins, which are in very short supply (according to my Mom, who volunteers at local Obama HQ). This is truly possible, even in non-Austin Texas.
- The theives are voting McCain and running scared. Desperately, angrily scared. Stealing your pumpkin was the only way these mental and emotional peabrains could deal with their growing frustration and impending loss.